Thursday, February 12, 2009

BLOGGER EFFICIENCY by Tannen

With the (ahem) retirement of Brett Farve, let's form the only list that counts. Forget best ever, or stats or any of that garbage. It's all about your personal comfort level. The aliens have landed. They have a massive weapon that will destroy the earth. We've been challenged to 5 football games. You get a different quarterback in each. GO!
Here's mine in no particular order because they all get to play
Elway, Montana, Bradshaw, Unitas, Staubach.
Honorable mention to Aikman, Steve Young, Bart Starr, Marino and Dan Fouts.
Also, we're fighting two wars, people are losing their jobs, my IRA has tanked 38%, serious problems mounting daily. If anyone complains about the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and the whole objectifying women thing, they're a complete and total moron! Catch ya at 3pm.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I want just one quarterback, Joe Montana. If I can't have him, I'll settle for Kathy Ireland.

Anonymous said...

I'll take it a step further with having to name five different coaches for each game, as well. My top five, in no preference: Lombardi, Noll, Walsh, Gibbs and Jimmy Johnson, with honorable mention going to Shula, Parcells, Holmgren, Dungy and Madden.